Dong Lishi was immediately surprised and said, "How did I have two daughters?"
Wu Ming said with a smile, "Madam, don’t panic, it’s me."
Two or so look at each other, but they are exactly the same. Even the mother can’t tell which one is the real daughter.
"Ma ‘am, you two should hide in the room tonight, don’t be me, and go and meet that fellow. Please take me to the young lady’s boudoir."
Dong Mu then led the way with wine, followed by one of the two "daughters" who strode like a woman.
Miss Dong couldn’t help smiling: "Sir, you can’t do this. How can a woman walk like this?"
No? I think women walked more than men in previous lives.
Then Miss Dong demonstrated in front: "This should be the case."
Seeing her waist twist gently, her hips shake gently, and her lotus steps move slowly, there are really ten thousand kinds of amorous feelings ahead.
Wu Ming naturally looked at Shu but asked him to walk like this …
Huang Fengguai, you’re dead!
Lianbu moved slowly, and a couple of celestial fairies reached the attic of the boudoir.
"Sir, we’re going."
Wu Ming issued a female voice: "Go ahead and don’t come out tonight."
Mother and daughter bowed out and left Wu Ming alone to keep the house.
I immediately took out the medicine bottle and heard that the toxicity of rodents was still quite high, so I poured out 5% powder and mixed it with wine.
Then sit on the edge of the bed and wait for Huang Fengguai to come
At night, a sudden gust of wind came to the house, and everyone knew that the goblins were coming, and they shrank into the bed and were afraid to squeak.
Outside the boudoir, listening to the shout, blowing and beating, the little devils are carrying a thick fragrant rattan sedan chair.
A figure through the door shouted:
"Mother husband is coming to pick you up!"
"Husband, you are here ~"
Chapter 95 Huang Feng’s life died and Ling Ji came late.
Huang Fengguai was dressed in a suit, and his bones were crisp when he heard the word husband.
"Ah, blame me, blame me for not trying to keep my darling waiting."
Huang Fengguai will touch the jade hand and be dodged by Wu Ming.
"What’s the hurry, Mr. Lang? I’m not yours tonight. Let’s have a drink at the joint bar first."
Wu Ming was about to pour wine, but it stopped him.
"Mom, slow down. Let’s go back to the cave with me first. There’s still a feast to eat there. How can you have sex if you’re drunk?"
Immediately, I have to pull Wu Ming away.
What kind of banquet is this fellow going to hold? Just consider it your beheading banquet!
Then take the hip flask.
Huang Fengguai suddenly said with displeasure, "What does mother do with it? Will there be no wine in my family business?"
Wu Ming’s eyes rolled and he made an excuse to coax him: "Mr. Lang doesn’t know about this conjured wine. We want the woman’s house to keep it for miles and then the husband and wife will be in harmony and love."
In this case, Huang Fengguai also agreed to let Wu name the sedan chair
Huang Fengguai crossed the aisle and wanted to earn a performance: "My mother-in-law went to her mother-in-law to say goodbye and pick her up to enjoy the future."
Wu Ming quickly stopped: "Slow down. My mother is already asleep. Besides, you look ugly, and the dark light may scare her."
"Hum ugly from ugly, but I can do big things!"
Wu Ming asked him what was the matter, and Huang Fengguai said that he had learned a samadhi divine wind, and when mortals die, ghosts and gods will also worry!
Then make a strong wind and lead a group of small demons to turn to Lion Camel Ridge.
There is also a cave about 200 miles away from the Lion Camel Cave. It was the former demon king’s cave, and now it has become a new house in Huang Fengguai.
The entrance is full of wine, meat, animals, people, flying, and visiting the abode of fairies. There are also happy words posted inside, and the little devils are very happy. The scene is both festive and scary.
Ordered the little devils to send their wives to the bridal chamber, and Huang Fengguai ate and drank with the lion camel king and all the demon soldiers.
Wu Ming in the abode of fairies and immortals sat on the bed until dawn to see that fellow breaking in drunk.
"Mother Hiccup husband is here-"
The famous general Wu had already poured it good wine: "Lang Jun drank this harmonious bar."
"I’ve had enough to drink. I’d better go to bed first and drink later."
Saying this, I will go to understand Wu Mingyi.
He hid his face and cried, "But I’m inferior."
Huang Fengguai suddenly some unhappiness: "How did you marry me? Seven days to give my mother-in-law I don’t know how many bride price enough for her ten generations. "
Wu Ming continued to sniffle: "It’s said that when a new person is replaced by an old one, Lang Jun doesn’t even drink a cup of wine. If there is a new person, there is no room for me."
"Isn’t it just a glass of wine? Can’t I drink it?"
Huang Fengguai gulped down the wine and asked smoothly, "Why don’t you drink it? Drink quickly and let’s rest. "
Wu Ming immediately sneered: "Who is your dear mother? I am your grandfather! "
Then Huang Fengguai didn’t react: "Mom, how can you make a man sound-it hurts me!"
It is absolutely immortal that sends out Huang Fengguai and rolls around in pain, only to know the recruit.
"Who are you? Just changed to lie to your grandfather! "
"Who do you think I am?"
Wu Ming immediately revealed his appearance, scaring Huang Fengguai to turn over and take armored weapons.
It’s the poison in my body that just took two steps and then I threw myself down, so that it couldn’t spray the divine wind.
It is said that there is a mountain two thousand miles south of Huangfengling, and there is a Dojo in the Little Sumeru Mountain, which is bodhisattva lingji’s lecture place.
On this day, the Bodhisattva was leading all the disciples to recite Hokkekyo. Suddenly, the Buddha’s heart was pulled by the cat, and he was lucky enough to count on his fingers.
"Not good! The Buddha ordered me to watch Huang Fengguai! "
Then he told the disciples to close the mountain gate and sit quietly and meditate. Don’t lose your mind and drive Xiangyun to the west alone with a treasure stick.
Wu Ming got his hand immediately, even if he punched Huang Fengguai and swung the wall, Huang Fengguai didn’t strike back.
See as if shocked the cave group demon immediately picked out halberd to chop Huang Fengguai to death.
Suddenly, I heard a Buddha’s name: "Amitabha is a real person and spare his life!"
It really is someone behind!
But in order to get down, it’s his fault to wear women’s clothes, learn from women, and walk in lotus steps. Can you stop doing so much?
Immediately malicious hand snow a chop head to conveniently put the demon resin away.
Even difficult to destroy this fellow remnant Yuan Shen together, but smell a roar.
A claw golden dragon plucked the wheel and opened two claws to break the abode of fairies and immortals to catch Wu Ming.
Dragon staff!
"Don’t be polite!"
Wu Ming immediately raised Fang Tianji’s change by a big drink, bursting the abode of fairies and immortals and blocking the golden dragon with a halberd.
When bodhisattva lingji saw that he was late, he immediately became angry and made up his mind to take Wu Ming to see the Buddha, so that he could use his magic to transport his mord to catch it.
The golden dragon is fierce, and Wu Ming can’t resist it. He immediately spits out a flame to burn and gather water to rush, which can’t be damaged.
Boom boom-